holidays because it's a Winter break.
basically I have no idea what t blog
eventhough i've not blog for weeks
i should have lots of stuffs t update but ... ?
well anw , im trying t concentrate in study but
i just don't seems t be interested in it
so instead of revising i did Sudoku for the
whole night. it's really wonderful.
it helps t keep a person patient and not
panick easily (: I like it.
igcse is approaching soon (3 more mths!)
and in 3 weeks time , oral conversation for German
and English is here ! I'm totally doom for G.
Someone willing t take my place for me ?
sighs.
But i have 2 nice jokes which i obtained from
the internet .. it's pretty FUNNY & kind of DIRTY!
WARNING : NO KIDS FOR THIS !
Here we go :
Grandma's Advice
My grandmother died in 1975, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store on Brunswick Street , the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk... Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 10.
We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family."And remember always this thing," she said.
"Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?" I asked her. She answered in her soft voice.."Makes your dick look bigger."
Chicken Sandwiches
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said."Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! ? Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He saidto the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!
She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!
& ystd i watched a movie which is really touching
it really moved me during the ending
It's a japan movie called "10 promises to my dog"
IT'S A MUST WATCH!
Lastly , i really need t cut down my weight!
Jiayou nehs.
& study seriously :D